The only reason I bought my sister and her new husband pillow covers off their wedding registry is because I thought she would think it was funny if I wrote "This gift is a sham!" on the delivery card. Well, I just found out tonight that Macy's didn't include my message with the delivery.
She was too nice to say so, but I'm pretty sure my sister has been wondering for weeks why I got them such a lame gift. I'm posting this now because I hate to see a good pun go to waste.