It's been over six years, and my post mocking a site that asserts excessive masturbation causes eye floaters is still attracting comments. This tells me that people are pretty worried about this, because by now that post must be pages and pages deep within any potential Google search. Some of the comments are clearly goofs, but a lot of them are painfully sincere.
There is nothing wrong with masturbation; if you ask me, it should probably be a sacrament. Still, people hunt the Internet for bad information that corroborates their fears and leave sad, earnest comments on an ancient, sarcastic blog post. All this makes me wonder if anything I'm really worried about is in fact complete bullshit and doesn't matter at all?