I folded my dinner napkin into the shape of Texas in less than 30 seconds tonight because I am a jackass, and also because I wanted to demonstrate to a visitor from Nebraska just how deep the public-school indoctrination of all things Texas goes here.
I wish I had made the Coastal Bend slightly more bendy but, as I quickly found, the medium has some limitations. I'd really like to see Al Franken do his little trick with 50 napkins.