It is possible that I am getting tired of spending my Wednesday nights babysitting the sprinklers--we can only water two days a week right now, and I'm damn sure not spending every Saturday night hauling hoses around if I can help it. It's an evil waste to use water on your lawn, I know, but it also makes me feel like a sad and terrible person when I watch our big trees get stressed and die in the heat, so for now, I water. This weather is a slow-motion disaster. I feel a lot worse for the farmers and ranchers, but then I always feel worse for the farmers and ranchers.