Mr. Krotpong aka Mr. My Really Awesome Husband Guy got me a very fine birthday present this year, which we picked up yesterday.
I would have taken this terrible comparison photo of my old phone and new phone with the new phone, but one of the many things it cannot do is take photos of itself. It also cannot perform oral sex, bake a lemon cake, or support multimedia messages, unless there are apps for those things that I just haven't found yet.
It can do a whole lot of other stuff, though, and as you can see, it was about time for an upgrade. Those old Nokia phones simply will not die, they're the product of a deal with the devil or something, so if you're waiting for yours to break so you can justify a new one, forget it. You're stuck. Forever. Unless of course someone gives you a cool new phone and you are forced to abandon your old one. The end, and also yay.