...oh, hi! Sorry. I have a suggestion, and that is to go to the Lucky J's Chicken and Waffles trailer on Burnet with a friend. Split The Deal, which is two waffles and half a fried chicken, so everyone gets a piece of dark meat and a piece of white. Spring for the real maple syrup, which costs extra but is worth it. Then make it all disappear by alternating bites of chicken and waffles and also making cute little chicken-and-waffle tacos. Belch, wash your sticky hands and face, and go have a good day.
The chicken itself does not quite meet my golden-fried chicken ideal, but it's still damn tasty, and the combination does completely satisfy my salty/sweet/savory needs.
Plus it's really, really fun to say "chicken-n-waffles." (Huh! Chicken-n-waffles. Ah! Chicken-n-waffles. Yeah, that's right! Chicken-n-waffles. Hah! Chicken-n-waffles. I can't stop! Chicken-n-waffles. Huh! Chicken-n-waffles. Kill me now! Chicken-n-waffles. Rah!)