Whoops, I almost missed this year! So for the past five years I've honored one of America's crappy, lame, or boring presidents, and for five years I've been avoiding the most obvious one. But I'm tired and I'm running out of Presidents' Day here, and so...oh, hell, there's no point in even saying anything about him, is there?
On a completely unrelated note, I found this article fascinating. Happy Presidents' Day, everyone!