Smooth jazz morning

I am on hold with the bank, waiting to straighten out a small matter. I do not mind the music so much. It is reminiscent of The Weather Channel, so that's okay, even though TWC is dead to me now. Doot doot doodle...I have not had nearly enough coffee...doodle doot doot...what I do hate are the chirpy little PSAs they keep interrupting my jazzy slow jam with..."Did you know that if you log on to our website at doubleyou double you doubleyou..." Well, of course I have already tried to resolve my problem online and could not, you dingles, what do you think I am, an idiot who likes sitting on the phone listening to hold music?...Bana ba baaaa doot doot...Oh! It's ringing! Bye!