Nooo! The pigbastards are laying off Dave Schwartz!
It's true that between my general avoidance of the television and his fill-in status after a bout with cancer, I haven't seen Dave on The Weather Channel in a long time. But this still sucks. He's great, and people love him so, so much. I know they do because I wrote a post about him four years ago that still generates several hits each day and has accumulated nearly 50 comments from drive-by Dave Schwartz fans over the years. The Dave Schwartz post has attracted far more attention than any other post I've ever written, way more than even the ones about chicken-fried bacon and cosmetic vaginal surgery.
In conclusion, Dave Schwartz is more popular than bacon or vaginas, and he still got canned. I don't even know what to think about the world anymore.