People keep inviting me. I still don't wanna. I already experienced the heady rush of finding everyone I know through Friendster and three-quarters of everyone I know through MySpace, and now I'm supposed to do it all over again?
I'm sure I'll buckle soon enough, but for now the idea makes me very tired. I'll be here if you need me. Or come over! I'll make coffee and let you play with my helicopter.