I'm not sure what my deal is with the inability to estimate cooking--and therefore starting--times for roasted meat, but once again we are sitting around for hours waiting to eat. This time it's an Easter ham that is hovering at a maddening six degrees below the safe threshold for trichinosis-free enjoyment. Come on, stupid ham!
My sister and I have been passing the time and suppressing our appetites by watching YouTube videos of various mammals giving birth, an appropriate enough activity for Easter. My favorite was the elephant, although watching the kangaroo fetus worm its way up to its mother's pouch was pretty interesting too.