My sister called to tell me my wedding dress was on Guiding Light today. And so it was.
The character who owns it pulled it out of her closet to reminisce about the hot summer days when she wore it years ago, but she guesses she'll never wear it again, seeing as she's about to die because she can't get the heart transplant she needs, or something like that. But you know, I will probably never wear mine again either.
(Sobs. CUT TO Joolie slumping over her laptop in a schlubby T-shirt and jeans.)
JOOLIE: Never again! (Whispering) Never again.
FADE TO: BLACK