A victim of bad timing as well as a woefully ineffectual crisis manager, Herbert Hoover is pretty much synonymous with the Great Depression.
Not-very-interesting facts about him: He was a Quaker; he publicly supported Prohibition in the name of political expediency while secretly enjoying a drink or six hundred himself; Calvin Coolidge gave him the derisive nickname of "Wonder Boy" when he served as Coolidge's secretary of commerce.
Sucks to have been you, Mr. Hoover! But please take posthumous solace in the knowledge that you're number five in our series of lame, crappy, or boring presidents.
Previous years' honorees:
Franklin Pierce
James Buchanan
Warren Harding
William Henry Harrison