Can we get some sleet up in here? Cold and wet is no fun unless there's a day off along with it. And will the people who are flipping the house next door ever be done running their power tools at midnight? I'd ask them to stop, but I just want them to be done with it and go away. It's not like anyone's buying houses now anyway.
On the bright side, we also have neighbors who have a giant human-powered hamster car for sale. They live uphill from us; maybe we could just ride it right down the street and into the garage.
In conclusion, Poley!