Practically. I didn't know you could buy a pony for only $99. It appears to have all its legs and even "lets groups of little girls braid his mane just for the love of life." What a deal!
I don't have room or much use for a pony, but this could be a great option if you're getting desperate in your last-minute Christmas shopping: Look, baby! I got you Nutter Butter the pony! I promise you'd be the A-plus number-one holiday superwinner if you shoved that under your tree.
Edited, 2:17 p.m.: Oh, crap. I just noticed the shipping notes on Nutter Butter's page say "Ocala Florida Fresh cooled only," which for some reason leads me to suspect that $99 would not get you the whole pony, just his semen. I knew this was too good to be true, so I take it back. This would make a terrible Christmas present, the worst ever. I'm begging you, for the love of all that is good and sweet and decent in this world, do not surprise your loved ones this holiday with a load of fresh-cooled pony semen.