Preponderance of rats being gone: 0%
By Guestblogger Jillbert McF.
Do you ever have the feeling that little eyes are watching you from the air vents at home? Does said feeling get stronger when you hear things claw and fight above your head while watching America's Next Top Model? Well, I thought I had gone plain mad and I called a shrink for an appointment. While I was going to my car to go to the appointment, a friendly pest-control guy (let's call him Roger) was strolling down the street. Neighborly as usual, I struck up a conversation with him. In my manic state, I began to cry. I then told him of my woes. Luckily, he had his trusty pest ladder with him and climbed up to take a look-see into the guts of my attic. When he came back down, the look on his face said everything. He needed not tell me that there were rats in my attic, so many in fact it was "impossible" to estimate.
Let's just say I was sick and did not sleep in my bed for a while. But seriously. I have RATS! in my attic. So many that it is "impossible" to estimate. "Shitloads" might give you a better picture (his words, not mine).
There are so many rats up there that Roger has to come every other day for at least 3 weeks. BIG! HUGE! RATS! So far he has only caught 4. I looked at their dead carcasses. Did you know that rats don't close their eyes when they die? That is not really anything any squeamish person should know. But I do. Vomit!