Nothing, but nothing, is more punk rock than an aging frontman standing on stage passionately bitching about parking like a fifth-rate Jerry Seinfeld. I think the quote was: I'll tell you what sucks: The fucking parking situation you got going on out there! It took me fuckin' forever to find a place to park! Sucked!
Eric and I exchanged a long look. Then we wandered away to get nachos.
Still, the guy has a point. Who likes finding parking? Fuck parking! Smash the municipal government! And you know what else sucks? That guy who goes through the express line with, like, 14 items! Who the fuck does he think he's kidding? Fuck that guy!
Ok, we're going to try something tonight. Let me hear you say, "FUCK THAT GUY WHO GOES THROUGH THE EXPRESS LANE WITH FOURTEEN ITEMS!"
All right. That was a little weak, but all that's all right 'cause now we're gonna have everyone to the left over here say, "FUCK THAT!"
Now all y'all on the right say, "GUY!"
Now everybody on the left say, "WHO GOES THROUGH THE EXPRESS LANE WITH FOURTEEN ITEMS!"
Say it again!
Louder!
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT LOUDER! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Onetwothreefour!
That's how it's done.