I bought a wedding dress today, but it is a secret because my sister actually took it away from me and hid it in her closet. She says I am not allowed to have this dress in my possession because I might show it to my best friend, whom I happen to be marrying, because he might...um, I don't know? Share my excitement? Give me his honest opinion of it? Know what I look like in a dress?
Actually, she might have a point with that last one.
Also, I am sorry to disappoint everyone, but the beaded top hat doesn't really go with the dress I chose. Maybe next time.