My sister might have to spend the night with us because a deer died in the creek right next to her house and the smell is apparently unbearable. The city refuses to come get it unless my sister or her boyfriend drags it to the curb. At this point I think that would at least take a hazmat suit, a trailer hitch, and some chains. I find city services pretty responsive in general, but I have found their dead animal-collection policies to be less than stellar.
My sister and her boyfriend will probably opt to stay home, but I better go change my sheets just in case.
Update: No slumber party for me; they did decide to stay.