I have been a loyal customer of my HEB for over 13 years, so I felt betrayed today when there was a very bad Elvis impersonator in the deli, belting out "Blue Christmas" so loudly I could hear him throughout the store. It was inescapable, indescribable, unacceptable. It is November 11, for Christ's sake, and I hate Elvis impersonators more than you guys hate clowns. I feel like HEB really let me down today.
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