We have had a trench in our yard for the better part of a week now, with no other sign of activity or progress.
The trench is very ugly and very messy and very much in the way. This is starting to bum us out.
Luckily, with the help of our friends and neighbors (who also have to look at the stupid thing and recently suggested we convert it into a water ride that shoots unsuspecting thrill-seekers into the middle of the street), we have decided to apply a rebranding strategy.
We no longer have a trench in our front yard. Nor a ditch nor a gash nor a half-finished repair job that if a certain someone weren't so goddamn ....
No. Now we have a moat.
Isn't that so much nicer? I think it's almost...baronial.