I am finding some amazing things as I sift through my stuff in preparation for packing, and I feel compelled to repeatedly embarrass myself with them.
This is simultaneously the best and worst picture ever taken of me. This picture kicks the Tom Thumb uniform picture's ass up and down the block, then drives a heel into its throat and nudges it contemptuously into the gutter.
Shaved head, 7-Eleven smock, doofy grin, posing with the store's Budweiser delivery guy who looked uncannily like, but in fact was not,* the Bud Guy in the ad campaign (pictured in the cardboard cutout behind us). All captured on Polaroid. This is a confluence of...something. I don't know what exactly. But it's definitely really something.
*Or maybe it is the Bud Guy? Eric swears it is. I know the actual Bud Guy came to the store, but I thought I posed later with the lookalike delivery guy because the actual Bud Guy was incredibly annoying. But Eric remembers me calling to tell him about it, and he also points out that the dude in the photo has a nametag that says "Gus." So perhaps my memory is faulty. I suggest you believe nothing I say until we get to the bottom of this.