Jill's Corner
by Jillbert McFinkelstein
Oh my Gawd!!!! Can y'all believe this, or what? So, listen...Tonight I was hangin' out with my sister, Joolie, and we were talkin' all about pedicures and shit. Joolie started puttin' lotion on her foot and I was all, "Ha-ha, I can't believe you jizzed all over your own foot." I then squirted the lotion bottle just as Joolie moved her foot, and it was all like divine intervention or some shit. What "came" next I knew y'all wouldn't believe, so we took a picture:
I mean, seriously, the penis gods were shinin' on us tonight. I mean, seriously, it does not get more perfect than this.
Anyways, it was great hangin' with y'all. If you ever need any advice about penises or cats, please don't hesitate to contact me. Keep it real, ya hear?
Jillbert McFinkelstein enjoys reading Proust, quantum physics, knitting, kickball, and shelling peanuts.