God told Pat Robertson the U.S. coasts will be hit by storms this year. Also, he says God is calling for a slight chance of tsunamis.
That's quite a prophesy, Pat. No one but you or maybe God can say with any certainty that hurricanes would hit during hurricane season. No one but you or God could say that natural phenomena may or may not occur in any given year. I must say, y'all are really on top of things.
But check this: God told me the sun would come up in the morning, and he said there's a decent chance my cat will take a shit in the side yard instead of the front planter bed in the next 24 hours. If I'm right, you just might want to rethink who's got a personal line to the lord.
Bitch.
(Yeah, I just realized the idiocy of pointing out the obvious about someone pointing out the obvious. Me saying Pat Robertson's a nutcase bozo is, if anything, an easier call than saying there will be hurricanes this year. That's okay. We like to go out on a limb, Pat Robertson and I.)