See why the entertainment at minor-league games is so great? What you're seeing is two adults dressed up like sumo wrestlers, a lady in a giant hockey puck costume, a little kid racing his tricycle across the ice, and a bunch of really bored cheerleaders shimmying around watching the drama unfold. There was some sort of point to all this, but I couldn't tell you what it was. My brain got stuck in some weird loop of delight and fascination once confronted with the sumo wrestler/hockey puck combination, and I just couldn't get past it.
Peligro! Zamboni!
Also, Eric accidentally dropped his nachos into San Antonio's locker room entrance. I love hockey.
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