My day so far

I woke up. I drank coffee and smoked a cigarette. I packed ham and swiss sandwiches for lunch and gathered my tax forms and car registration notice to fill out and mail later. I took a trickly shower, applied moisturizer and hair goop, dressed, and got in my car. I paused in my driveway while backing out because my cat trotted behind me with a dead bird in his mouth. I got to work, drank more coffee, and smoked another cigarette. I chatted with my coworkers. I read the headlines. My officemate just blew his nose and sighed heavily. This is going to be a fantastic day, I can tell already.