Wow, that was pretty amazing how I did next to nothing today.
The only time all day that I felt I'd accomplished anything was when I cracked myself up at the kolache place this afternoon by thinking about how funny (to me) it would be if I ordered my Polish sausage kolache by pronouncing it "polish," as in "a smooth glossy surface," instead of "Polish," as in "from Poland."
That is not much of an accomplishment at all. It's probably for the best that I have to go back to work tomorrow morning.