I don't have to go to work for the next 24 days. Actually, I just figured out that with Thanksgiving figured in, I'm only working five days in the entire month of November.
Remember when I was working all the time all spring and summer and I was all like, I must be an idiot, this is so pointless, why am I doing this? Oh, right. This is why.
I'm uncharacteristically ahead of schedule for trip preparedness, too, so I can enjoy the first three days of my vacation while desultorily doing things like washing my socks and packing my toothbrush and checking my passport 3,056 times.