Delightfully mediocre, with a stupendously bland finish

I went to work and didn't do much but fidget and take coffee, pizza, and cigarette breaks. My sister made dinner at her house, and it was good. I came home and watched a Malcom in the Middle rerun until Roone brought over a bottle of tasty white wine. I drank a glass, and now I'm going to bed. That's all. That was today. That's fine with me.