Place your bets, then see who wins.
That sombrero is the best purchase I've made all month. Actually, aside from food, beer, and cigarettes, it's the only purchase I've made all month.
(Seriously, it is. I just checked my bank statement to see if I could back that up. I've got charges for rent, utilities, several HEB trips, a few restaurants around town, and the Monarch Mart. That's it for July. I haven't even been to Target. Working a lot sucks, but if this keeps up, I'm going to be rich.)