Me: So, what did I do today?
Me: Nothing much.
Me: Nothing?
Me: Mmmm....Yeah. Nothing.
Me: Did anything interesting happen today? At work, or--
Me: No, not really.
(long silence)
Me: Okayyy, then. Any plans for tomorrow?
Me: Nope.
Me: Well, all right, I think I've got everything I need here. Thanks for my time.
Me: Whatever, nosy-ass.