Don't you think? They have slightly shitty ones for $99.99 at Sears. I'm going to sleep on this for five more nights, and if I still want one by this weekend, I'm getting it.
Other things I need:
A massage (scheduled)
A dresser (pending a trip to the Houston IKEA; I want one of the ones you can paint up all cute)
A haircut (postponed for at least a few more weeks; it's never going to grow out if I keep freaking out every month and getting it trimmed)
A plan (Jesus Christ, what am I going to do with the rest of my life? I mean besides play air hockey in my living room.)