I was in the grocery store today when I heard an angry-sounding guy yelling "Hey! HEY!" across the store. I thought it was some asshole snarling at his wife or something, so I didn't look over, just kept shopping.
Then the guy's just a few feet behind me, yelling, "Hey! Lady! You owe me money!" I really didn't want to deal with anyone's craziness, but finally I whirled around to see what the hell this person's problem was.
The person was Wain, and he was trying not to laugh, so I in turn tried to keep my mean what-the-fuck-do-you-want face on as I punched him hard in the chest. At that point the woman standing next to us grabbed her cart and got the hell out of there as we dissolved into giggles. It was great.