I have decided that from now on I would like to be referred to as "Awesome Joolie."
This bold rebranding strategy will ensure that even if I am acting like a total skeeze, public opinion will remain skewed in my favor. I am, after all, Awesome Joolie; how could anyone have anything less than total faith in my awesomeness?
A few skeptics, nitpickers, hipsters, crybabies, and people who pay even cursory attention to what's going on around them might not buy it, but I've found that those people are in the minority. I never expected to win those naysayers over anyway.