I forgot I straightened my room up a little this afternoon, so I was briefly startled when I went in there after work tonight and was able to see the floor for the first time in weeks.
Me: Boo! All your laundry's put away!
Also Me: Eeek! I'm a slob!
I mean really, I shouldn't walk into a room and gasp because it's clean. That's just fucked up.
(I started to write messed up there, but then I realized the unintentional pun and changed it. But I had to tell you about it anyway because it's dumb and clumsy but kind of funny. Right? Ok, fine, be that way. I'm going to bed.)