JuicyV gets a fucko button for coming up with the idea. E-mail me, Juicy, and I'll hook you up.
I have six more I'd like to send out to the first six commenters who leave an e-mail address.
This time, though, I'd like to try something. This time, I'm asking that you send me a little something in return. I don't much care what--a postcard, a doodle, a recipe for your favorite icebox pie--so long as it comes from you to me through the mail. Don't tell me. Let it be a surprise.
If you really don't think you'll wear a "fucko" pin, you're only cheating yourself, but I can substitute a Pointy, vampire, or fishy one instead. Let me know.
The only people exempt from this offer are my roommates, because getting mail from them would present some difficulties.