I wanted to register a domain name, but it's taken. The pisser is that it's taken by an uninspired, low-content family website that features an animated American flag .gif, horribly pixelated photos, and fonts such as Comic-Sans MF. It also looks like it hasn't been updated in at least six months.
They don't really care about it, I can tell. But I do. I want their domain name; I need it. I want to take it, make it beautiful, and use it to bring joy to people.
The .net and the .org are taken, too. I see some doofy hyphenation in my future.