Roone brought this terrible miscreation into our home last night.
Mmmm. Look at all that good stuff. Mechanically separated chicken is always a crowd favorite. No beans, though. I suppose I can take a small measure of comfort in that.
Listen, Roone ate nothing but canned lima beans for dinner the other night. He does stuff like that all the time. Plus he has a long history of assembling appalling snacks. Won't someone step up and cook delicious, healthful meals for Roone before he drops dead of malnutrition or a blocked colon? I'd do it, but I can barely keep myself fed.