I was browsing the execrable Successories site a little more and saw that they're hawking Positive Putty.
Bastards. Why would you take something as fun and innocent and delightful as Silly Putty and saddle it with corny motivational workplace bullshit? "Reshape your attitude! Put the squeeze on stress!" What the hell is the matter with people?
I wish I could move their cheese, right to the bottom of the tank at the municipal waste treatment plant. Yeah, come and get it, you insipid easy-solution-to-nonexistent-problem-pushing mofos.