Late last night Eric was flipping through the channels and briefly alit on some softcore flick on HBO. The female lead had had so much work done and was so preposterous looking that for a few seconds I thought she was a CGI character. After I blinked a few times I realized no, she was a good old-fashioned low-rent porn actress. Then I started giggling uncontrollably.
It just seemed so improbable that a human female would elect to have such huge, immobile, perfectly globular breasts jutting perpendicular to the rest of her torso that I naively assumed she was computer animated. I guess I don't watch enough porn.