I forgot I have a vulture joke. Ok:
A vulture walks into an airport with three dead raccoons in his mouth and heads for the boarding area. The ticketing agent stops him and says, "I'm sorry sir, but I can't let you on this flight with all those dead raccoons."
The vulture drops the raccoons and asks, "Why the hell not?"
And the ticketing agent says, "Because we only allow two carrion per passenger.
God, that sucks! I love that joke so much.
The vulture we saw in the road tonight was eating a squirrel. In case you saw the picture a few posts down and were wondering.