(If not actual size, then pretty damn close)
I have a huge, dense, pulsing zit on my neck. It's really ugly, and it hurts.
This is a formidable zit. It will not subside, nor will it pop. It just gets harder and angrier and more painful each day, until I can practically feel the white blood cells rushing to the pimple party every time my heart beats: Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
At this rate, I'm afraid by Monday it will have subsumed my neck and started in on my face, until my head is nothing but a tight, shiny pustule with helpless blinking eyes and a bleating little slit where my mouth should be.
Help.