I have a really annoying eye floater that popped up about a year ago. Unfortunately my job consists primarily of moving my eyes back and forth in front of two big pieces of white paper, so I see a lot of the little fucker as it zooms around my field of vision.
I looked on the Internet for a remedy or at least some reassurance. Apparently it's harmless, but there's not a lot I can do about it short of risky laser surgery. Screw that.
The search wasn't a total waste of time. I did stumble across this passage at a very professional-looking and informative website called actionlove.com:
"Eye Floaters and Over-Masturbation:Dammit! Why didn't anyone tell me?
The destruction of the visual sensing and amplification nervous circuits by over-masturbation and over-ejaculation due to depletion of cerebrospinal fluids and the neurotransmitters Dopamine, Acetylcholine, Serotonin and GABA, plus the over-draining of Vitamin A in the sperm and semen production, and due to excessive dopamine-adrenalin conversion for excessive dilation of the eye pupils (one of the dying people's phenomena.) Note that when a man is dying his testicles and penis are retrieved into his body first and his pupils will be dilating continuously. Over-masturbation or Over-ejaculation/excessive orgasm can also cause these phenomena) The Wives said "Over-masturbating can make you become blinded!" Believe it or not. Only you can prove it!"