I was messing with my hair the other day, and I put a lot of pomade in it.
That turned out to be extremely stupid, because not only does the pomade smell like a cheap scented candle, it refuses to wash out. My hair has been shampooed, subjected to creek water for three hours, and scrubbed with castile soap, but a weird filmy residue remains. To add insult to injury, Roone says my hair makes me looks like Liza Minelli, and for that I hate him.
You'd think short hair would be easier, but believe me, it's bringing me nothing but sorrow.