Any minute now our guests will be arriving to feast on such trashy childhood favorites as Frito pie, macaroni and cheese with Cheetos, tater tots, Kool Aid, and ambrosia salad. I also have two icebox pies firming up in the fridge.
The weird thing was that we were kind of embarrassed buying all this crap at the store. But I see people with their carts loaded down with nothing but absolute garbage all the time, like lonely-looking guys buying 20 Totino's pizzas, a case of Ramen, a bag of Ruffles and maybe--maybe--a carton of sweetened orange juice for vitamins.