The bank to make a deposit. 
The overpriced grocery store for snacks.
The park for a picnic.
The coffeeshop for shade and chain-smoking.
The thrift store for fruitless rummaging.
The other overpriced grocery store for big beers.
The porch for drinking and watching the neighbors do back-breaking yardwork.
Places to go for your birthday in May:
Chicago. Hotel reservations yesterday; plane and Cubs tickets tomorrow. Yes.