Why today was bad:
I overslept.
Someone was running a jackhammer outside my office window for two hours this morning.
My pork loin at lunch was dry and gave me gas.
Although come to think of it, the greasy, slimy zucchini that came on the side is probably the culprit.
The Odwalla bar I'm having for an afternoon snack is making me gag, yet I keep eating it.
My eyes are burning.
I have that stupid Justin Timberlake song stuck in my head.
I can't seem to stop complaining.
Why today was good:
We had cake after lunch.
Someone sent me this link.