There are so many movies I haven't seen. People are shocked when they find out I haven't seen Casablanca, North by Northwest, Schindler's List, the last two Lord of the Rings, etc. (Do people do that incredulous thing with books that they do with movies? Has anyone ever said to you, "You've NEVER read The Brothers Karamazov?" and then look at you like maybe you're a little slow? People who bitch me out for not watching certain movies: Stop it. You're feeding my inferiority complex.)
Watching more good movies is on the vague, impossible self-improvement list I keep in my head. I really do want to. So what do I do tonight? I sit around with my sister and watch Who's That Girl on cable. Wow, that is one humongous piece of shit. I was so stunned I couldn't muster the will to turn it off. At least I'd never seen that before either.