I have a chest cold, so I already feel like shit. I slept all day, so I haven't had a cigarette in 17 hours. I am out of cigarettes, so I would have to put on pants to buy some. I also have a giant box of nicotine gum that I had to buy so I could have a few pieces for the longer plane flights, so I have backup, even if it tastes like black pepper and dirty socks.
All this seems like it adds up to something. But what could that something be?
Nothing I'm interested in, I'll tell you that much. It would be stupid to not at least try, though.