Following politics is making me crazy, it's too hot to cook, the pools are scaling back hours already, I want to heave a brick through the TV, it's pointless to plant anything right now, beer has started to make me bloat, and the Internet is a boring, badly written suck that has robbed me of the concentration skills necessary to read printed materials. All that doesn't leave me much in the way of entertainment, but for some reason I'm in a pretty good mood lately, the occasional throwing of things notwithstanding.
A: Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Oh, gosh, I didn't intend for ol' rainbow crotch there to be front and center for over a week. Anyway, I'm home now after a bonus night in Rochester due to flight delays. More later when I've had more than two hours of sleep.